Does Your Child Drink Whole Milk? Milk Taps John Morgan to Partner for Satirical Commercial on Whole Milk's Zombie-Attracting Brain Benefits

Barchart · 2d ago

The tongue-in-cheek spot claims the healthy fats in dairy milk are making kids' brains extra appetizing to zombies this back-to-school season.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 25, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan today announced via social media that he's ready to take on an unexpected clientele – the parents of children who drink whole milk. That's because the healthy fats in whole milk support kids' brain development, making their brains more appetizing to zombies. While zombies might not be "real," dairy milk's brain health benefits certainly are.

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